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The teacher was being stupid again, uselessly trying to rouse Greece when she knew he wasn't going to wake up. You sighed, rolling your (e/c) eyes. Even as a second grader you knew the attempt was useless. It was recess which for Greece translated into "naptime"
"Tch!"
You turned your head to see Lovino Vargas aka Romano, scowling at the scene. "She should know a-better than to-a try with that cat bastard!"
"Nien," came a stern, small voice. "Lovino don't swear."
"Shut-a the hell up!"
Your eyes got wide in admiration. You loved how he just said what he wanted. "L-Lovi," you asked timidly. Before you could talk to him, you felt a sharp tug on your (h/c) braid.
"Gilbert!," you screeched. Tears threatening to manifest.
The albino fourth grader just ran off to his friends Antonio and Francis.
"Nice one Amigo!"
"Oui!"
"HEY," Romano shouted behind you. "You bastards come-a back here and apologize to bella!"
Gilbert just stood tall. "The Awesome me does not apologize to little girls!"
Romano erupted, letting out a string of curses that would've made Pirate England impressed. You watched in awe as the young BTT retreated due to swear-overload.
"Wow," you breathed. "Lovi, that was amazing! Can you teach me to cuss?"
"Hell no! Leave-a me alone!"
"Pleeeeeeze Lovi?" You brought out the big guns, putting on the perfect pouty expression. No one could stand against it. Even grown men buckled under your gaze.
Lovino was no exception. He turned bright red and instantly stared at his feet. "Fine (y/n) you win." He glared at you, still blushing. "But you-a have to do everything I say!"
And you did. You followed Romano's instructions exactly and by the time recess was over, he had you swearing like a sailor.
You had the perfect chance to use your newfound vocabulary when the teacher returned you spelling quiz. You got every one wrong except for "collar".
"What the hell is this bull ?!"
The room went deathly silent. You saw Feliciano pale and Alfred just laughed.
"Like Dude! (Y/n) just swore."
"Nice one Lassie!"
"That's not right for a lady!"
"It was funny da?"
Lovino gave you a small thumbs up. It was the last thing you saw before the teacher pulled you out of class.

~~~~timeskip by Prussia~~~~

You laid awake in bed trying desperately to get the soap flavor in your mouth to fade. Your mom had made you sit in the bathroom with a bar of soap in your mouth for half an hour. Now every time you burped, it tasted like Irish Spring. Despite all that you smiled.

Lovino had promised to teach you the F word tomorrow.
Well! Here's a romano x reader! Enjoy! Slight language
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EbonyVirus Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My first cuss word was in Italian, Vafanculo! I said it to my teacher who I later found out was Italian.
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PrussianGamer101 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  New Deviant
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site , and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

SORRY!!!!!
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TheULTIMATEfangirl01 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The first cuss word I said when I was younger was shit

I was making a sign-up sheet but instead it came out like
"SiGn Up sHiT" my mom put it on Facebook (T^T)
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SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
My first curse word was conño
Its like fuck but translates to pussy
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PsycoTeen Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
My first swear word is in javanese (a language used in java island,indonesia) but i dunno what it ment in english.. X3
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BENcookiemonster1786 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My first word was a cuss word...It was bullshit.
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coolgrl1234 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
I never fucking swear!
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PsycoTeen Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
XD well? You would like to re read your comment :3
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
There's something wrong with that sentence that made me laugh xD 
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melixpies Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
What a great way to start a friendship XD
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Neeky739 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
How romantic lol
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nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I learned most of my cuss words from kindergarden...
Boy1: F*ck you!!
Boy2: Suck my d*ck mother f*cker
5 year old me: *stares*
Timeskip
Me: *playing outside* f*ck!! I fell!
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chica105 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 11, 2015
I have never said a cuss word till seventh grade..my friends were quietshocked. now I cuss left and right except in front of my family they see me as the innocent one
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nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I act like a saint in front of my family.
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MOONWOLF555 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
That actually happened to me! I was at ny grandma's house and in my uncles room playing on his Nintendo and i lost a round,
me: son of a mother fucking ass dick! stupid bastard, i went left!
grandma: Ciara!
me: 0_0
~1 minute later~
me: *practicality choking on soap and gagging* eww...
grandma: *huff* now no ice cream
me: NOOOOOO! I NEED IT!!!
lol
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wishuwereme1 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't wait to learn the F word!!!
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Musicalnotes123 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Student General Artist
XDThe F word OMG LOL
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BBlover01 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Oh hahahaha! I just SWORE LIKE A BOSS! :la:
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ccblackmaiden45 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
lol tech kid bad words my little bro dose that to 
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haleyboplucy Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha my friends already tell me I swear like a sailor. Has anyone else ever gotten a bar of soap put in their mouth for dropping the f bomb in front of their mom as a kid. I was having a racing competition on my game boy, yes i was a tomboy, even back then, and I'm sitting on the floor next to the kitchen while mom is making dinner next thing you know. ' what the f**k was that! This game is f**king cheat! I won that! This is bull s**t!!' She asked me what I said and I repeated it. Then she smacked me in my mouth and I sai why the hell is it such a big deal? You cuss all the time? The. Came the soap... I still did it of course
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014
Me too, my friends and I had a no swearing contest and I lost first out of them and started swearing like when my friends pretend to be me they add a long string of swears and I'm like damn........... I knew I swear a lot but I didn't know I swore that much!
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AmIProdigy Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ooh my.... hahAhahahahaha
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marshmellomouse Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
me: oh, crap... :icongermanyfacepalmplz: oh, romano, oh romano.. :iconibaramadplz::iconscreenwhackplz: romano, i don't want to curse at the moment okay?
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ForbidenArt Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Phhhh haha oh no not the F word*dramaticness* da da da daaaa
Great story!! I knew allot more than just those words by the time i was in third grade, I just didn't use them... around other people that is. Now im just as fowl mouthed as Lovi is if not worse at times, but i can just hide my temper and grumpiness better than that grumpy little tomato can~
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inkpumpkin Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!
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scrougeofares Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Good job! I swear only when someone or something pisses me off (which may or not be often).
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Randomdudette1111 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I swear.... under my breath. When no one us there.
The story was cute~
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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh my...
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xtearsandsinsx Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
omg the sacred f word yesssss the good stuffs isa commin
once when i wuz little i had a ferret and one day i wuz like grama grama guesst i said wut my ferets name is she wuz like wut is it and i said muther fucker and my grama wuz gonna beat my dads ass but that wuznt my first cuss word it wuz Bitch plz back the hell awy well no thats 2 words i guess i cuss now and my mom knows it but she wont let me say the sacred f word
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ChibiPenny Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh Lovi xD
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14pip14 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
ive never sweared in my life except in my head
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HappyLittleTune1223 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Hey, you're not the only one. Someone once tried to get me to say the B word, but they failed. ^_^;
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ShadowAngel850 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Same here, even if I wanted to I can't. It's like my mouth refuses to make the word come out.
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Goldenpancakekk Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ditto, I only swear in my head...or online
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HappyLittleTune1223 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
Same!
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moshiemoshieMOSH Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
When I was little I'll get a bottle of liquid soap and put some in my hands and rub it on my mouth and make bubbles with my mouth.. Like I FELT STUPID... LOL XD
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spacetrails Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
.. WHEN I WAS LITTLE I STOLE UNOPENED BARS OF SOAP AND SUCKED ON THEM.



what
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hikariblade Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol XD not bad but my brother told me i accidently drank bubble solutiong(true i hope not)
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spacetrails Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
xD Yay SOAP!
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hikariblade Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
soappppp is a funny word like sofa
ssssoooooffffffaaaa
:iconenglandplz:: What is the bloody hell is wrong with you?
me: many many things dude :D
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spacetrails Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
EVERYTHING :D Iggybrow make me scones!


SMALL ALSO LOOKS WIERD IF YOU STARE AT IT LONG ENOUGH
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hikariblade Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Point taken IGGY!
:iconenglandplz:: What now?
Me: Can you make her some scones?
:iconenglandplz: :Scones? OF COURSE! Someone understands my cooking is wonderful!
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spacetrails Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yay scones :D and yes Iggybrows, your cooking is wonderful :3
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hikariblade Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahem, umm i have never on earth tried scones, do they taste nice?
England :....NEVER EATEN SCONES?! HOW ON THE BLOODY DAY AMERICA CAME DID YOU NOT HAVE SCONES?!
ME: I have never eaten scones but i do know how to cook, atleast it doesnt look like charcoal, and it tastes lovely
England : SCONES ARE THE MOST DELIICIOUS THING IN THE WORLD!
ME: More delicious then ice cream and pizza?! YOU LIE!
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StarBlaze-Lemon Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, my cousin and I once stuck bars of soaps into our mouths to see what it was like after watching the Christmas Story scene where the boy has a bar of soap in his mouth

Cousin: Was this a very good idea?
Me: No ;n; Not at all.
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
The last part... I just had a really weird spasmy fangirl moment... I LOVE IT!!!
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inkpumpkin Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm glad to be able to bring out the fangirl in you!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Yeah, swearing does that to me...
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bloodyfight2 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D i always kept saying fuck instead of truck ^^; all my family did was laugh
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corruptedcrona Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
WOW! the sacred F word! now we're gettin to the good stuff!!! X) lol
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